Monday, October 29, 2007

Mustafa 美食编

hahaz.. if u havnt noticed.. jetson likes to eat.. same as chew.. rofl.. we sometime will yan jiu whr gt gd food to eat etc.. den go n eat also..

n so mustafa.. when i sae food.. u will think of.. prata?.. -.-!.. well.. i worked for 1.5mths.. so u cant expect me to eat @ the kopitiam nearby.. so i walked arnd.. walk n walk.. lol.. thr r times.. when im reali bo liao.. on weekdays.. i walk till bugis sia.. lol.. like a 15/20mins walk sia.. but its reali like 天堂(bugis), 地狱(mustafa).. LOL.. coz bugis village thr.. many many girls>.>.. err come on.. i kanna deprived of girls k?.. so must 体谅我.. ty.. n heaven n hell only like wad 4 bus stops away.. hahaz..

anyway.. the food arnd mustafa r nt bad.. but thrs so many stalls.. hw on earth i can intro on blog.. oh well.. if gt chance den revisit lor.. IF GT CHANCE tt is..

n wah.. while scouting out for gd food.. i FOUND other fun stuff.. i came across a red light district.. lol a real 1.. nt thsoe u c on wad documentry.. n all the little little shops outisde selling ACCESORIES.. LOL.. n also a flea market(think its the biggest 1 in sg).. n many uncles gathering under small umbrella.. reason?..

all this in the next post.. lol.. stay tuned >.>..

Friday, October 26, 2007

Mustafa 同事编II

.. continued

ok so 1 fine day.. or mayb.. just another black day.. =x.. so my sales rep came down.. o.O.. his a fu*ker seriously.. alot of ppl dont like him.. n guess he come down do wad..

lol.. now things r becoming interesting.. n i get to know wad happen.. it seems to me tt.. mr tok alot indian.. he reported false daily sales.. rofl.. btw promoter need to report daily sales.. either back to the company or agency who in term report to the company also.. den lol mr indian everyday false report.. hahaz.. den 被发现.. so the sales rep came down.. check the mustafa daily tv sales.. for 1 whole mth.. so he sat @ the ctr for like 1 1/2 hr.. flip thru the book.. 1 by1 copy down n check.. gg..

n so to get a full pic of the story.. i ask mr indian wad he did.. he tell.. the nite b4.. he sms 3 plasma tv sales.. but in fact only 1 sold.. 1 is swipe card nt accepted.. so will b coming back the following day.. n the other 1.. is dunno wad la.. so he report 3.. but only 1.. den he sae till so confident.. will come back n buy the following day.. LOL.. now u noe.. tok cock max.. till the end of the day.. the so call 2 also nvr come back..

den lol.. he gt fired.. gfg.. tt veri nite i gt a sms from my sales rep.. telling me.. his gone for gd.. for repeatively faking figures.. n wad he sae is true.. sales he can fake.. wad else he cannot lie/bluff abt.. hmm.. however ROFL.. im kinda happy in a sense.. no more nagging from him.. n all tt lanjiao wei n crap.. IM SAVED.. rofl.. den i recieve another sms from my agency.. another guy will b coming to replace/help me out for the time being.. o.O..

he gt fired nvm.. den still called me the following day.. tok cock with me.. sae wad will settle with him underhands or wad shit.. yawns?..

n so the story conts.. LOL.. doesnt seem to end yea?..

so the following day another kia came.. lol.. this kia.. i so call noe him la.. den ok lor.. he sae he come 3 days help out.. hahaz.. den i teach him wad to do.. bla bla bla.. ok la.. this guy.. i think coz is chinese.. i c liao more song.. gt no problem with him..

den on the 5th day.. he came back.. coz my agency cannot find ppl to put @ mustafa as perma staff.. so he lan lan .. have to come down cover till they find ppl.. n i also have to work till further notice.. NOOoooOOOOOO.. i have phobia of darkness.. LOLOL.. xD.. cb think i chup with CHEW too long.. become racist liao.. kanna his propaganda.. hiaz.. 进朱着赤,进墨着黑.. XD..

hahaz.. n so i worked with this chinese guy.. all the way till 31st july.. so far so smooth.. ahahz.. coz i cover his backside.. he cover my backside ma.. coz start we both work 1 - 9.. den later he changed to 3-11.. den he come late i help him cover.. rofl.. coz gt times.. he come late den SALES rep come down. but heng.. i sae he traffic jam sld b here soon.. den when my sales rep call him.. he also sae he jam.. ROFL.. we gt 默契.. den later on he changed to 4pm to 2am shift.. LOL.. the sales rep siao 1.. anyhw only.. but think of the bright side.. he gt free transport hm.. free taxi everinite sia.. rofl.. all paid by pana.. hmm..

n so i worked quite happily n trouble free with this guy.. lol.. n we reali veri xia lan.. sometiem we will go eat dinner 2gt.. den no ppl @ counter.. ahahz.. but we bo chup.. sometime.. we eat dinner with other promoter also.. funny 1 lor.. @ least working with him.. still can take it.. heng no more indian.. arbo i surely cry.. >.>..

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Mustafa 同事篇

ok thats alot of things happening within this 1 1/2 mths.. so im just going to blog wadever i rmb.. coz this period of time i veri bz.. den nvr blog @ all.. hahaz.. kk i noe.. u thinking.. lazy sae lazy dont find excuse.. ok =x..

first thing first lets talk abt colleague.. i had 2.. ok by right.. @ mustafa B2(basement 2.. thrs 1 more tv department @ lvl 1.. but no brand put promoter thr.. all @ basment.. coz all wan to fight sales here.. n here gt more sales in the first place..) so the basement suppose to have 1 pana FULL TIME promoter.. den i dunno y i go chup 1 leg..

n according to my agency..
-work 15days
-full timer going for roadshow
-sell tv
-per hr+ per piece+commission

den when i go to panasonic building they sae..
-work till u cannot work
-sell AUDIO products
-per hr+ per piece+commission

when i meet the full timer..
-he isnt going to for any roadshow
-pana wan to have 2 promoter to consolidate his share of sales in mustafa it seems to me

NOW.. u c light.. every1 tells me different thing.. now u beginning to understand.. y i sae i machiam in 三国.. coz all the information tt comes in is different.. i gt to filter digest n c which is for real n which isnt.. so fun?.. n tts nt all.. read on to understand.. stll gt the different states.. i need to ally with.. diplomatic as u call it -.-.. <-- n this was quite a problem thanks to the.. read on to find out >.>..

back to my colleague.. so he is a mid 40s? indian guy.. 圆的不能拿?.. no.. if u think indian u tok chinese bad mouth him he wont noe.. u r god damn wrong.. he noe dialect (esp those scold ppl 1.. like nbcb.. -.- everyday hear.. i also dunno wtf.. indian scolding nbcb.. just so funny..).. n also chinese.. nt to 4get indi n malay also no problem.. o.O.. so u think hes veri gd.. den again ur wrong..

ok first day when i went for work.. he treat me chicken rice.. i was like wtf.. i dont wan to eat chicken rice.. but bo bian.. he so sincere.. i die die also must eat.. den eat lor.. starting i wan to pay den he sae no need.. sae wad.. i come here work he veri 放心.. all the lanjiao wei.. seriously.. soemtime i just hope he tok less.. action more.. zzz.. alot of cock can talk.. from tt time i work @ mustafa @ april.. all the guys working with me.. dont reali like him.. farking TONS of cock 1 sia..

so u might b thinking.. wah he like so gd to me.. just tt tok a bit more cock nia.. wrong.. as we work n work for a week or so.. i getting more n more buay lun him.. everyday everynow n den come nag @ my ear.. wtf.. like a noisy fly lei.. SOMEBODY SAVE ME.. den nvm.. max vulgar n sibei lame 1.. ppl customer serve finish nvr buy.. customer move off only.. he scold nbcb.. o.O.. machiam c tv.. die die must buy.. oh well.. dont blame him also coz he tang jia (make a living).. i only bian jia (bluff a living).. =x..

ok den days n night pass.. den gt this particular day.. which i cant rmb which day it was.. cb.. reali piss limpei.. n so i gt this customer.. he i served finish.. den he went off.. den he came back like an hr later with his wife.. n my colleague attended to them.. den this kind of thing.. when i came back i saw MY CUSTOMER.. i smile n waved.. so den the customer tok to me ma.. coz i served.. so he stand 1 side.. watch show.. den i serve serve.. still deciding.. den he chup it.. close it.. den.. i nvr sae anything.. i was like.. zzz.. nvm give him.. c him 可怜..

wah.. den cb.. u noe wad is call.. 人算如天算.. tt afternoon.. pana salesman come down.. he basically in charge of promoters like us.. so he came down.. den this mother fuc*er tell him wad u noe?.. I STOLE HIS CUSTOMER.. WOW WOW WOW.. he closed it he gt the deal.. den now wad.. seriously farking hell.. so the saleman was asking me.. wad i did.. den i told him everything.. den we had a confrontation.. den he was shouting.. when we were toking.. oh wtf?.. we stand 1 side tok.. no need shout 1.. he tok so farking loud.. den kpkb.. dunno for fu*k.. alrdy give him sales still kpkb.. dunno wad the fu*k he wan sia.. den i reali cant believe this.. tok halfway.. he machiam kid like tt.. run off sia.. u noe kids.. quarrel den run off?.. LIKE TT SIA.. wtf.. 40yrs old man.. behaviour like kid.. den wad.. he get everything wad more he wan.. den i directly tell the saleman.. k if he nt happy.. tml onwards i wont report for work.. he run off nvm.. he run to every corner tell every1 his cock story.. when b4 he run off.. he shout so loud.. nvm wan sales give me.. he dont care.. den still go arnd tell others.. action =! words..

aiya.. i use my backside think i also noe wad he wan.. he farking wan all the sales.. he scare limpei kio la.. den the salesman tok to him .. dunno wad shit.. @nite after dinner.. he come shake hand with me.. n i entertained him.. shook his hand.. in my heart thinking fark it.. coz the salesman ask me to agree to wad i call it as 不平等条约.. for example.. who closed the deal consider who claim.. this is cb.. coz if lets sae ur customer.. he closed count as his.. as long as the customer didnt sae u serve him.. even so.. if u nvr close den he chup in.. still count as his.. wtf is this?.. i eat air better.. den nvm.. unclaimed sales all go to him.. -.-!!.. wad is this.. cannot give me 1 or 2 meh.. den nvm.. i accept it.. 15days nia.. when this happened only 7days or so left.. nvm i ENDURE..

first time in my life.. i c 40 yr old.. behave like kids.. -.- cb.. no wonder 4ever promoter.. k n tt nite.. when i on my way hm.. i msg tekmedia.. tell them.. asap.. change me to other place.. den tekmedia asked me if jimmy(pana sales rep.. another problemtic guy) scold me.. den i told them nt.. just i dont wan to work thr.. dont wanna sae much..

but who noes.. 发生了戏剧性的变化.. wad happened?.. stay tuned.. same webpage.. same time.. tml nite.. so long this post.. >.>..

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

三国演义..

19/6 - 31/7

so i went to mustafa to start work.. wah den wtf.. this 1 n the half month.. i learnt n c alot of things.. somemore.. i work i feel like im in 三国 sia.. n how come lei.. lets read on.. lol.. machiam storytelling..

林俊杰 - 曹操

不是英雄不读三国
若是英雄怎么能不懂寂寞
独自走下长板坡,月光太温柔
曹操不罗嗦,一心要那荆州
用阴谋、阳谋、明说、暗夺,淡薄
东汉末年分三国,烽火连天不休
儿女情长没法执着,有谁来煮酒
尔虞我诈是三国,说不清对与错
纷纷扰扰千百年以后,一切又从头
独自走下长板坡,月光太温柔
曹操不罗嗦,一心要那荆州
用阴谋、阳谋、明说、暗夺,淡薄
东汉末年分三国,烽火连天不休
儿女情长,被乱世左右,有谁来煮酒
尔虞我诈是三国,说不清对与错
纷纷扰扰千百年以后,一切又从头
哦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
独自走下长板坡,月光太温柔
曹操不罗嗦,一心要那荆州
用阴谋、阳谋、明说、暗夺,淡薄
东汉末年分三国,烽火连天不休
儿女情长,被乱世左右,有谁来煮酒
尔虞我诈是三国,说不清对与错
纷纷扰扰千百年以后,一切又从头
哦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
呐~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Friday, October 12, 2007

pissedoff..

18/6

n so i went up to panasonic building for an interview o.o.. wah.. for a 15day job back @ mustafa centre.. but this time rnd only 1-9.. nt so xiong.. den i think.. sld b quite ok.. so i went up for interview.. n of coz i will pass.. n wah.. they tell me.. on top of the normal per piece.. i will b getting % based on total monthly sales.. wah sounds gd sia.. but mustafa dont sound veri gd thou.. hmm.. guess gd things dont come to in pairs..

ok so after interview.. as i thought i can go hm.. den tekmedia call me.. WTF.. ask me go PS(plaza sing) work sia.. coz nt enuff ppl.. zzz.. somemore is wad time reach wad time take pay.. lame 1 lor.. so i slowly slowly.. eat @ the abc market den go down..

by the time i reach thr.. already 2pm.. n becoz i wearing formal.. coz interview ma.. must wear nicer a bit.. den i realise something.. since im wearing formal.. n the roadshow is under best denki i will need to go get the tie layard n name tag.. den must deposit 25 bucks.. den i was like SHIT.. better hide here hide thr.. keep a low profile.. ar bo change here change thr.. so ma fan.. somemore i work 1 day nia lor.. zzz..

but i still tio caught la.. den bo bian change lor.. so lame 1.. n this wasnt the worst.. when @ nite i wan to go off.. i need to change back.. den the officer(the ppl in charge, best call officer)auntie.. farking sibei guailan.. 10 i go find her.. ask me wait.. CCB.. wait 40 mins.. till she free den settle.. den nvm.. in the room.. still gan me sia.. sae tell my agency next time work 1 day dont come better.. cb i was like.. wtf u think i wan to come meh.. IM FORCED TO.. den i siam liao.. zzzz.. farkin pissed off sia..

n hmm.. other den tv booth we gt cam also.. den i saw.. cannon n casio.. wah so qiao both the female??? promoter is the kind i dont like.. 中型 or rather wrong side?.. gt 1 is quite tall sia.. den wah.. think my 斗气too strong.. den they keep looking @ me.. o.O.. so scare later they wack me sia.. i dont hit girls 1 bo hua.. err wait.. do i count them as girls?.. hmmm.. idk.. oh well.. werid jetson living in a weird world..

Sunday, October 07, 2007

girlgirl..

17/6

so i went to work 2day.. same place same time.. but hmm.. still no sign of the girl.. kinda den lol.. guess wad?.. i saw tt girl.. ahahz.. she came n sell mp3.. but wtf.. 1:50 like tt den come.. best sia.. nowadays the kids huh.. hiaz..

ok den bo liao.. coz the mp3 corner is side by side my camera counter.. so i was toking to her.. coz i reali veri veri sian.. den damn bth her sia.. .. hahaz.. first time work untill so fun sia.. machiam tok cock session.. somemore gt money take.. wow.. lifes gd yea?..

den other den me(pana promoter), gt sony n samsung promoter also.. so the samsung promoter is like ah beng ah beng 1.. somore i look @ him cfm ynger den me.. den he work weekend only also.. so when he sae the girl.. he asked me.. while the girl was doing something else.. she gt bf or nt.. hw old bla bla blaa.. den..

hahaz.. this pnt of time.. the girl turn over n tok to me.. den i sae.. he ask u gt bf or nt .. den she was like huh?.. den the guy DENY.. sae nvr.. i anyhow sae.. is i wan to ask sae he wan to ask.. wan to accuse me sia.. but.. ahahahz.. the girl was like.. huh.. he(i) know wad.. tio PWN.. rofl.. den the guy face was like so ps lor.. rofl.. den he was like 你好!!.. den i told him.. well 一向来很好.. PWN.. ahahaz.. den the girl was like blur blur.. lol la..

after this.. think the guy diam diam liao.. hahaz.. think he will wish thrs a hole to hide his face.. ahahz.. n so all gd things comes to an end huh?.. finish work liao.. den the uncles(ful time stuff) was ji siao-ing her sia.. tok abt 色色 stuff.. den she dont understand.. i was thr listening n laughing lor.. =x..

n haahz.. after 1 day of entertainment from her.. i brought her chocolate.. well.. after work go the metro below courts buy lor.. went with her.. den wtf.. chew was with us when we walk out of courts n i told him go buy chocolate.. but i turn my head only hes gone!!.. gone in a flash.. o.O.. so weird.. den nvm lor.. n wah.. go buy/choosing chocolate with her.. gt 初恋的感觉 sia.. !!.. 那种简单甜蜜的感觉.. hmm.. ok buy finish go off.. den i give chew a call..

wtf chew.. he @ the train platform liao.. o.O.. so kin sia.. hahaz.. so i walk to mrt with the girl.. hmm.. den we take bid gd bye @ mrt.. coz different direction.. den we board train chew was like.. 嘿嘿.. like tt girl la.. haahz.. den i was telling him.. nah.. den he keep on heheh.. wtf? o.o..

but kinda think of it.. chew reali noe how to 作人.. he siam coz. wan me n her 单独 spend some time.. nt bad sia.. c my brother so gd to me -.-".. but den again.. dont think too much.. ppl yng me 4yrs.. den i suddenly rmb my yh bro used to sae.. the best guy n girl age difference @ least 4 yrs.. last time when i was ynger i didnt understand this.. but now i think i noe the reason.. its the thinking ba.. hmm.. oh well.. hahaz..

sold 3 camera.. dont siao siao hor.. tok to girl.. i still gt do sales 1.. =).. n oh ya.. 4get to sae.. she smokes..