Monday, December 31, 2007

Happy New Year

hahaz..

Happy New Year EveryOne..

im staying hm this yr.. hahaz.. for a change.. aint too bad rite?..

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Marina Sq Show..

Mid Sept..

hehe.. only do shows nowadays.. n so.. i happen to work @ this gaincity marina sq show.. n its..

OMFG.. biggest show i ever work in.. wah.. its within the marina sq atrium thr.. n its a big area sia.. den.. as usual.. i work the first day.. so first day.. acutally quite lame.. u need to go thr earlier..@ 830 for briefing n stuff.. BUT the tvs n set up.. normally wont b done till like wad 2-3pm.. tok abt efficiency.. oh well.. panasonic yea?..

n damn lol.. i sabo my boss.. well i told him.. we need staff benefits.. need WATER!!.. den he pass me 50 bucks to buy.. den ahahz.. thr used to b a giant @ marina sq.. well its no longer thr anymore.. but i didnt walk past tt stretch of stores for dunno hw long .. den i went thr.. its no longer thr.. den LOL i went to 7-11 buy.. ahahahz.. when i went back.. i pass him the change.. he nearly wan to ham tam me.. LOL.. pwn sia.. but he also lan lan .. have to accept it.. hehe... well.. its like a few coins as change.. hahahahaz... *evil*..

n rofl.. i saw june.. rofl.. ok.. tvs n hm theater all this.. is call AV (audio video).. oven fridge n such r call HA (home appliances), hair dryer, shaver ,pulse heartbeat meter those kind of things r call KA(kitchen appliances) <-- i also dunno y call ka so funny.. nvr understand.. wad has hair dryer gt to do with kitchen.. hmm... n well back to june.. lol.. she from ngee ann also.. n im like damn bored during the afternoon.. n was toking to her.. den zzz.. nearly tio ham tam by my boss again >.>..

den lame lor.. coz she abit dark.. so i ask her.. how come so 黑.. hehe.. den we talk abt cca n stuff.. den i was like.. u guess lor.. i wad cca.. den she sae chess.. i was like WTF?.. how u noe sia.. she was like reali reali?. -.-.. think i gt a chess face sia. >.>.. first time.. ppl can tell wad tt i play chess.. o.O.. oh well.. thrs this funny thing.. well we talk talk talk.. den i was like.. "alrite ur 白白嫩嫩................(pause for half a second, still looking @ her) well i mean.. 黑黑嫩嫩.. hahaz.. hw can u b 白白" den she was like wtf.. den keep laughing.. kept repeating 黑黑嫩嫩.. well guess she like it..

n o.O.. i saw a girl.. who "happens" to be her fren.. n 很有feel.. coz reminds me of............. lol.. small girl.. 153? carrying such a big bag.. tt covers like wad 70% of her body.. hahaz.. looks so cartoon.. hahaz.. 口爱sia.. n nope.. i didnt go make fren with her.. sianz.. :P..

n wah.. no sales @ all first day.. den tio scold.. -.-.. oh well.. n so happen tt.. i worked here 1 day nia.. den im going to imm best denki.. for that weekend n soemthing else happened........

Monday, December 24, 2007

Merry Xmas

hahaz.. im getting my butt out of hm now..

so b4 i go out..

Merry X'mas everybody =)..

J8 Best Show..

so for sep.. i worked @ j8.. n its lol.. @ J8 lvl 2 atrium.. lol..

so first day i report for work.. woot.. i met up with new tekmedia staff.. different ppl.. all i dunno 1.. hahaz.. all the new kia.. den this 1 person .. i lets call him guy T.. lol.. in my future posts gt alot of lanjiaowei gt to do with him.. hahaz..

n so i met another guy.. n wtf.. he tell me he trainer.. den i was like woooo ooohhhh.. so wad does a trainer do u asked?.. means give product trg @ office lor.. so nothing special rite?.. the thing is.. while we were @ show.. we need to switch the hm theatre from 1 spot to another.. coz the best in charge nt happy with the way we have the things on display.. den u guess wad thr trainer asked me.. err u noe how to fix back to home theatre system afterwards?.. i was like.. wtf?.. u trainer u ask me i promoter lei.. den i told him.. yea i noe.. dont worry i will do.. coz he dunno how to put it back.. -.-!!.. well.. trainers aint veri convicing if u dont noe wad u r doing rite?.. hmm.. oh well.. guess my agency is UNQIUE in a sense..

n weekend.. we gt DJ sia.. lol.. Alex in the house.. hahaz.. lame 1.. he is so call panasonic dj.. everytime gt show is him.. n so since gt dj.. cfm gt songs.. so this is the first time i heard..

Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls

Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

Your way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

See it started at the park
Used to chill after dark
Oh when you took my heart
That's when we fell apart
Cause we both thought
That love lasts forever (lasts forever)
They say we're too young
To get ourselves sprung
Oh we didn't care
We made it very clear
And they also said
That we couldn't last together (last together)

See it's very define girl
You're a one of a kind
But you mash up my mind
You outta get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving me crazy

Your way to Beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

It was back in '99
Watchin' movies all the time
Oh when I went away
For doin' my first crime
And I never thought
That we was gonna see each other (see each other)
And then I came out
Mommy moved me down South
Oh I'm with my girl
Who I thought was my world
It came out to be
That she wasn't the girl for me (girl for me)

See it's very define girl
You're a one of a kind
But you mash up my mind
You outta get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving me crazy

Your way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

Now we're fussin'
And now we're fightin'
Please tell me why
I'm feelin' slighting
And I don't know
How to make it better (make it better)
You're datin' other guys
You're tellin' me lies
Oh I can't believe
What I'm seein' with my eyes
I'm losin' my mind
And I don't think it's clever (think it's clever)

You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal,
When they say it's over

Your way too beautiful girl ~ oops.. rofl.. nice song leh.. ahahz.. coz its weekend n the DJ.. reali lame .. he will sing this song.. every now n den.. haahz.. bth him.. but nt bad la.. pure entertainment sia.. also he will sing other song.. zi high kia.. but netherless.. if he ps/not high.. cannot b DJ liao.. but err.. the way he dress.. n tok o.o!.. makes me wonder is he a .......................................

den wah.. gt 1 time when this song was played.. i reali saw a beautiful girl walk past.. den i was see look looking.. den i saw of my colleague looking @ her also.. den i walk over to him.. n he asked me.. wad were u looking @ *smile*.. i told him.. wadever u looking @ is wad i look @.. n we both laughed.. hahaz..

well.. den i saw 1 girl.. omg yng n cute.. den sitting @ the bench near the atrium.. den wah.. i thinking.. err she sit thr veri long.. i noticed.. so it occur to me.. she is waiting for some1.. den i c here n thr n think.. den OMG.. its 1 of my colleague GF.. no.. so xiang bu dao sia..!! wtf!.. so xin fu sia.. hw i wish i was him.. LOL.. gt ppl eat lunch with them.. not like me.. i eat myself.. everyday everynite.. every single meal lei.. wtb some1 to eat with me.. so my meals will b sweeter!!.. hahahz.. xD.. oh well..may a sms will have the same effect?.. hahaz.. well.. do sales more impt!!..

n so tts abt all the funny thing happen @ j8 show.. n oh ya.. i 4get i get to know a new girl, June..................................

n wah.. i saw something o.O.. well.. think its only me QQing.. err well.. beside my show thrs.. this G2000 MEN.. den i so happen to turn my head left.. n i saw.. a butch o.O.. trying shirt n pants.. lol the sales girl expression den funny lor.. like o.o!!.. dunno how to serve but have to server.. end up "she" cant get her size.. i think even guy S is too big for her lor.. den i was like -.-!!.. lol.. so happen the colleague tt was looking @ the same girl as me just now came and ask me wad i looking @.. again.. rofl.. den i told him.. c tt "girl".. den he tell me tt 1 guy.. nt girl.. i loled @ him.. haahz.. i told him my feeling veri zhun 1.. end up reali girl.. oh well.. nowadays.. life is complicated.. mayb 1 day u will catch me trying a skirt.. *shivers*.. n y sia.. y i everytime c this kind of thing 1.. hmm..

Thursday, December 20, 2007

wtf is this.. -.-!!

ok.. was suppose to work for comex show.. for SONY laptop sia.. wah $_$.. cfm ez sell.. coz its SONY.. the brand name only.. tay(压) si ppl liao..

but things never turn out as expected yea?.. so i went for the product trg.. @ funan wtf.. sae 730.. end up 8 start.. den nvm.. 1.5 hour product briefing/trg.. wan to die sia.. o.o.. coz i sell laptop b4.. i more or less noe all the information provided.. n oh wtf.. the dealer requested 4 ppl from our agency.. den the rest of the promoter they hired.. all like kids like tt.. hahaz..

n so finish product briefing.. finally.. but den SHIT happens.. break into teams.. den WTF?.. 4 of us name.. nt call.. so we went to ask.. farking LAME sia.. this was wad we r told.. "ok so the 4 of u stay @ shop front, will have alot of sales also".. i WAS like wtf?.. u get ppl go comex sell.. earn big bucks u dump me here @ ur shop to die?.. aper alot of sales.. cfm tok cock 1.. if cfm a lot of sales.. den ur store go comex for fark?.. zzzzz... den tok tok tok.. they sae.. sry.. do or die.. stay shop.. else no job.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... waste LIM PEI 1.5 hrs den sae this kind of thing.. n our incharge coz 4 of us, promoter went with 1 in charge he go c c only.. den he sae nvm.. fark it.. ask us to go back.. nvm.. coz its reali unfair lor..

n so yea. thr goes my chance earning moeny @ comex!!.. oh well.. wasted so much of my time.. but guess i gt a valuable lesson on sony laptops.. so @ least i learnt something.. coz the guy giving the presentation taught something.. its a sales techinques/approach/applications.. n its wad 4 bird theory.. n all the yng ppl hear him sae laugh.. think only i paid attention.. acutally.. i get wad he meant.. give banana to monkeys, give meat to lion.. always choose the correct thing to do @ the correct time.. will make wonders..

alrite.. will just go down to comex n walk walk ba.. since nt working.. go c girl also gd.. :P..

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

welcome to Chinatown ?

n so just to finish up my aug stuff..

suppose to work a total of 2 weekends, 6days @ funan, pk computer.. end up work 4 days only.. coz i mc 1 day.. den last day, tekmedia ask me to work @ south computer asia..

n lol.. i report work @ south computer.. i step into the shop only.. i sae a familiar face.. OH.. its the mustafa cannon cam promoter.. rofl.. so qiao meet her thr.. shes a china girl.. den gt a china bf.. now u thinking how come i noe?.. of coz i noe la.. coz i gt socialise 1 ok?.. hahaz.. no la.. is sometime we promoter will come have meals tgt.. so sometime eat den tok den noe..

den rofl.. after waving to her.. i went to my mp3 counter... wah.. after 1 day of work.. the store sales not bad sia.. BUT the only damn thing is.. alot of model no stock.. den i was like wtf.. gt customer wan to buy.. but no stock.. i sell wad shit sia -.-.. a few dollar comission also earn bu dao >.>..

n the staff thr lame.. i reach my counter only.. i think a few china girl, staff sae.. wah me n the perma mp3 counter staff LOOK alike.. my long lost brother.. CB.. some more ask me go back check with my father.. den i buay song liao.. we only height same same.. dont tell me all those 有胡子就是你爸爸.. zz 1 lor..

n i realise notice a lot of china ppl recently.. like everywhr i go~ ppl wan to noe~.. err i mean.. everywhr i go .. i c china ppl.. well nt sae i dont like china ppl.. but like suddenly alot.. mayb 1 day china ppl will take over sg.. ok im being lame.. ignore me.. coz work liao veri sian >.>.. n imo more china is better den more black black color.. >.>..

n wah i work south asia sales better.. but miss the salesgirl tt accompany me.. NOOOO.. hiaz.. guess u cant have the best of the world..

oh well.. sales come first.. =)..

中国话 -S.H.E

扁担宽 板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
扁担宽 板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上

伦敦玛莉莲
买了件旗袍送妈妈
莫斯科的夫司基
爱上牛肉面疙瘩
各种颜色的皮肤
各种颜色的头发
嘴里念的说的
开始流行中国话
多少年我们苦练
英文发音和文法
这几年换他们卷着舌头
学平上去入的变化
平平仄仄平平仄
好聪明的中国人
好优美的中国话

扁担宽 板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
板凳不让扁担绑在板凳上
扁担偏要绑在板凳上
板凳偏偏不让扁担绑在那板凳上
到底扁担宽还是板凳长

哥哥弟弟坡前坐
坡上卧着一只鹅
坡下流着一条河
哥哥说宽宽的河
弟弟说白白的鹅
鹅要过河 河要渡鹅
不知是那鹅过河
还是河渡鹅

全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话
越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话
让世界都认真听话

纽约苏珊娜
开了间禅风Lounge Bar
柏林来的沃夫冈
拿胡琴配着电吉他
各种颜色的皮肤
各种颜色的头发
嘴里念的说的
开始流行中国话
多少年我们苦练
英文发音和文法
这几年换他们卷着舌头
学平上去入的变化
仄仄平平仄仄平
好聪明的中国人
好优美的中国话

有个小孩叫小杜
上街打醋又买布
买了布 打了醋
回头看见鹰抓兔
放下布 搁下醋
上前去追鹰和兔
飞了鹰 跑了兔
洒了醋 湿了布

嘴说腿 腿说嘴
嘴说腿 爱跑腿
腿说嘴 爱卖嘴
光动嘴 不动腿
光动腿 不动嘴
不如不长腿和嘴
到底是那嘴说腿
还是腿说嘴

全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话
越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话
让世界都认真听话

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Its X'mas..

.. zomg this 2 shirt is veri nice.. but sian i no credit card cannot pay n ship over to singapore.. well.. if any1 can do it for me.. i will luv them much much.. hahaz..

http://www.jinx.com/world_of_warcraft/men/priest_class.html?catid=40#bigdesign

http://www.jinx.com/world_of_warcraft/men/hunter_class.html?catid=40#bigdesign

looks nice rite?.. hunter/priest class t-shirt.. wah reali hope some1 can order it for me..


n as usual every yr i will wan to ask 1 girl out on xmas...

this yr..

ping hui, can i have the honour?.. hahahaz.. dont reject me hor.. later i QQ lei.. sms reply if u c this.. :P...

Friday, December 07, 2007

never noe..

..selling mp3 could b so fun.. lol..

n so wah.. gt 1 girl entertain me sia.. lol.. she from tevo.. tevo is the so call original accessories for samsung mp3s.. so the 2 of us squezee @ 1 small small counter.. den we ended up tok cock sing song play mahjong.. lame sia.. but then toking to her.. is 很自然.. thou.. shes 2 yrs older den me.. omg.. dont tell me.. i gt 恋姐情节.. o.O.. also being with her.. reminds me of some1.. sam.. n now u ask who is sam?.. haahz.. dont tell u lei.. its a girl thou.. tts all i will sae :P.. u slowly guess lor.. well if u beg me.. i gd mood i will tell u.. hahaz.. err wait.. i think ah ben noe her.. so shh! k?..

n so i was chit chatting with her.. den wah.. i saw her neck thr.. gt tattoo sia.. HIGH SIA.. lol.. its a small 老虎.. den i ask her.. HOW come u gt 1 小猫@ ur neck.. den she sae no its a 小老虎.. n i went 老虎小猫傻分不清楚, 老明老黄傻分不清楚.. hahaz.. den she keep insisting its a 小老虎.. n it looks cute.. when it looks like a 小猫.. lol.. n it does make me wonder.. is thr other tattoos on her body.. den i ask her.. @ ur butt thr.. the area slightly abv tt part.. gt any design or nt.. coz last time i go pool i c girls gt tattoo @ tt part.. n when they bend down wah.. nice sia.. but she sae she dont have.. damn.. ar bo can ask her show me.. LOL..

for 5days (2 weekends -1day i work @ another outlet in funan).. she kept me entertain funny shit sia.. also the shop staff is lame shit also.. first day i came, den the girl came.. they come over n sian char bo.. LOL.. 男之初,性本色?.. but also gd la.. they jio out for smoking breaks.. well i beginning to think.. smoking connects ppl.. hmm.. n IQ question.. wad else connect ppl?..

ANS: nokia.. coz nokia, connecting ppl >.>.. kk dont beat me pls..

so happy 5 working day.. n for the last day is in another entry.. n i noticed soemthing recently..