err WTF?... SG sugar cane auntie o.O!!!

wed nite.. went to sch for chess training.. as usual.. n play play.. den halfway 教练 come sia.. nvr noe he coming down 2nite.. didnt prepare anything to ask etc.. den he came.. with a book.. ok more like print out.. den he sae.. he dont wan to buy the print out.. but bo bian tio own.. hahaz.. the print out is the top 20's sg 象棋公开赛 games.. den he sae he dont wan to buy 1 gt forced..
coz thrs this award giving ceremony ma.. den he attend coz he gt FIRST.. OMGWTFBBQ.. FIRST LEH DONT SIAO SIAO.. 不亏是 our教练.. hahaz.. of coz.. gt first gt money =)

then he told us somehting funny.. he sae @ the end of the award presentation.. gt ppl pass a bag.. u noe like church tt kind?.. asking for donation.. den he wan to siam.. den veri hard coz champion ma.. den he bo bian open his wallet.. den put in $5.. den my jr asked.. y put 5.. put $1 or less ma.. den he sae.. BO BIAN!!.. smallest note in his wallet is $5.. i wan to put $2 also cannot.. HAHAHAHAHAZ... so funny bth leh..

k.. den training finish go eat.. train till shag.. finish @ 10?.. den go the bukit timah market eat.. den guess wad?.. SG Sugar Cane Auntie.. the auntie walk pass our table n ask.. wan to drink sugar cane.. den we was like wtf?.. walk pass leh.. dont even look like a store owner.. she ninja ppl sales.. thrs a near stall selling sugar cane juice.. den nvm..we ordered.. den the drink came.. guess wad?.. she 4get our order and make mistakes.. den nvm.. she give us 1 more cup.. den she down thr pattern.. tok cock max.. saying thr sugar cane more pure la.. bla bla bla.. bullshti max.. den WAN TO SIAM my 教练 money.. he paid 10 for 6 cup.. den she take our charge.. den tok cock a bit put the money back.. attempts n tries very hard to siam money.. my 教练 kept saying.. 找钱.. 4 times den she find money.. den finally willing to FO.. den i told every1.. NOTE TO MYSELF.. i IWLL NVR SIT @ TABLE NUMBER 1 anymore.. den every1 laugh.. den my 教练 say alamak.. how come so suay 1 kanna this kind.. den sae.. next time go mac eat liao la.. dont eat market anymore.. we all burst into laughter lor.. den he sae.. next time dont wan the free cup of drink.. if can pay n ask her to fo.. he will do it.. we all nearly die of laughter n choke on food?.. LOL!

finished eating.. den guess wad?.. some unkowned kia.. sms me.. wish u gl for exam.. i was like wtf?.. how come wed nite.. i always kanna this kind.. rmb tt time also.. ppl sms me.. i wait for u @ dover in 10mins.. i was like.. wtf??!!?.. since when.. den my jrs n fren saying.. drover near.. go have a look.. mayb chio bu.. den i sae.. yea.. more like XIAO QIAN.. =).. guess so joker wrote my number in some toliet heh?..

Thursday

just wanna sae.. FARK sia.. so foggy.. u look outside all haze.. wtf max.. den my throat is feeling terrible.. dunno y.. like gt something inside.. its nt my apple k?.. it feels something else inside.. hmm.. mayb i sld get some1 to suck it out?.. LOL.. kk..